Notes &
Irene was intended to destroy the city of Miami, as retribution for the hubris of the Miami Heat and their followers,” the Lord said today in a statement delivered in the form of a thunderbolt to various media outlets, including Fox News and the New York Times. “Unfortunately, as with so many of my well-intentioned initiatives, it went horribly awry,” instead decimating much of the Eastern seaboard and outlying areas. “Collateral damage is inevitable with any of my missions,” the Lord added, and He asked believers to remember that “I’m still the same benevolent, all-forgiving fuck-up that I’ve always been.
